Hello slaves. You may be wondering why I haven't updated this thing in the last few days. Actually you probably don't care but I'll tell you anyway. I ,El Freak, have been on a quest to find a human female to make the sex. Dammit, I'm tired of being alone and horny. My right hand demands that I find a dripping wet fun hole, as it apparently can't stand me anymore. I actually found a girl that I think may become interested. She's cute, sweet, and she only lives about 10 miles from me. Wish me luck.


I've noticed something rather disturbing in my stats: a good percentage of you come here looking for goat porn. You people are truly some sick disgusting fuckers. I hate you all.

Hello slaves. You may be wondering why I haven't updated this thing in the last few days. Actually you probably don't care but I'll tell you anyway. I ,El Freak, have been on a quest to find a human female to make the sex. Dammit, I'm tired of being alone and horny. My right hand demands that I find a dripping wet fun hole, as it apparently can't stand me anymore. I actually found a girl that I think may become interested. She's cute, sweet, and she only lives about 10 miles from me. Wish me luck.


I've noticed something rather disturbing in my stats: a good percentage of you come here looking for goat porn. You people are truly some sick disgusting fuckers. I hate you all.

This is just sad. Cyborg poon: the next stop for the Internet I fear.

Hello people, time for more ridiculous shit.


The Chronicles of George. This is fucking funny. I'm convinced that this George guy must work for MSN tech support(yes I'm a loser who uses MSN, deal with it)because everyone I've ever dealt with there is a fucking moron.

Cheech and Chong.com. Pass me the bong. Great site, though the message board proves that weed does fry your brain.

Only in New York. A psychologist would have a field day with that chick. Though I do agree that the need to be with someone is nothing more than a sign of weaknesss, and it's a weakness that primarily women have. Women look for love, men look for pussy.Fuck being in love. That's only for people that are too weak to go their own way in the world. It's a waste of time. The time that most people spend kissing someone's ass in the name of love could be better spent learning and getting to know one's self. Anyway that's just my opinion. And my opinion is, as always, the right one.

Right now that old CCR song "Who'll Stop the Rain" has been going through my head like a mantra. We've had nothing but rain for nearly two weeks now.And now it's rainy and cold .It's completely fucking depressing. Absolutely nothing to do, except jerk off. Good suicide weather. This is the kind of weather one should spend either drinking or curled up in bed with a hot chick. But since I'm broke and unattractive that ain't gonna happen. Personally I can't understand why a woman wouldn't find an overweight, only partial employed man who lives at home attractive. If life were fair, I'd be in bed boinking Katie Holmes, instead of just spanking monk while watching Dawson's Creek.

Ok enough with the whining. Amuse me.

File this under fucking retarded: Italian government refuses to let man get married because his birth certificate says he's a chick. That just fucking blew me away. That just reaffirms my suspicion that governments every where are full of lazy incompetent morons. Message to Italian officials: if it's got a beard, a deep voice, and most importantly, A SCHLONG, then it's a fucking man. Morons.



In more personal news, the other site's progressing nicely. I haven't finished it yet but so far it doesnt suck too bad. I've just about got the layout finished. Now all that's left is to add some actual content and upload the thing. I'll keep you posted, as if any of you actually give a shit.

Japanese boy blows up condom machine. Wish I'd thought of that one.




Sorry no post today. Been working on a new site. Will be even more sick twisted and evil than this one. Watch this spot.

Oh and btw, happy fucking Halloween. Trick or treat. Now give me some candy or I blow up your car asshole.

Jammaster Jay of Run DMC shot and killed. Anybody that knows me knows that I despise most rap as being nothing but talentless noise that encourages violence, sexism, homophobia and just generally acting like a complete asswipe, but I respected Run DMC. Not that I really liked their music, but I respected the fact that they didn't take themselves too seriously and the fact that they were about acting out against gang violence. Tupac and Biggie Smalls and all those other morons deserved to get shot, but not this guy. Sad.